Clueless Gamer to start your Friday

Mephisto Mori/ November 8, 2013/ Video Games/ 0 comments

No video game review today so we’ll see what Conan O’Brien has to say on some horror favorites. Spoiler at 5 Minutes – if you haven’t played Outlast yet it can ruin one of my favorite parts of the game.  If you intend to play Outlast I recommend you stop watching at this point.   All credit to Team Coco

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Preliminary Impressions of GTA5

Mephisto Mori/ September 20, 2013/ Video Games/ 0 comments

If you’ve followed this site for any amount of time, you know of my tumultuous relationship with Rockstar. My first impression of GTA5 – I’m not going into gameplay, story, or anything else I usually harp on – but god damn… They had to pay extra money to have voice acting this bad.  A Teddy Ruxspin could’ve done better.

God. Damn. Patches.

Mephisto Mori/ September 6, 2013/ Video Games/ 0 comments

This fuckin’ game won’t stop patching.  Every time I get excited to actually play it downloads something else. Excitement dwindling. Hatred rising. Oddly enough the working titles for next two MGS games.

Been a while since a post, rant time featuring the Nintendo 2DS

Mephisto Mori/ August 29, 2013/ Video Games/ 0 comments

Remember 3D movies?  That gimmick they attached to film to sell you tickets for an inflated cost?  Yeah.  Do you feel your life is much improved by adding a third dimension to it?  Okay so maybe your life is.  But is your art? Maybe it’s because I live in reality where everyday objects enjoy the wonders of length, height, and

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First Ever Retro-Review: Earthbound

Mephisto Mori/ August 9, 2013/ Video Games/ 0 comments

All the speedruns from a couple weeks ago really incited my desire for classic console goodness.  To that end I played and reviewed EarthBound (Mother 2 in Japan) for my SNES. Check it out: Linkage.

Bigz Spits Verbs at GTA5

Mephisto Mori/ August 9, 2013/ Video Games/ 0 comments

While putting together a previous confession involving GTA5, I stumbled upon a man whose prose really captured the essence of what GTA5 strives for.  Below is the Philosopher-Poet Bigz Ant’s thoughts on GTA5. Truly a message to meditate on.  It took me weeks to actually screenshot it and post it up because of the trance his eloquence left me in.

Getting Older

Mephisto Mori/ August 4, 2013/ Video Games/ 0 comments

It’s no mystery.  I’m not in high school.  I don’t say the words “yolo” or “swag.”  I’m getting older.  I run a video game blog site and tried to start a nerd national holiday.  I would say I’m pretty in touch with my inner child.  Still moments come along on occasion to remind me that I’m of an older generation

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