Skyrim Review
Another game I played over the holidays but neglected to post a review for. Enjoy the belated Skyrim Review.
2102, 2012
2102, 2012
Dear Warriors
We won vs. SOPA, temporarily anyway, but the war is not over. The NPAA and their ilk still want to destroy the first amendment on the internet front. Keep your nose to the wind and boots on the ground. The deceptively named “Protecting Children from Internet Pornographers Act of 2011” does more than enhance sentences on “pornographers.” It actually Gestapos your freedom
2002, 2012
Caution
I won’t devote a full review to it now but I would like to provide a little insight for those contemplating purchasing The Darkness 2. Don’t. If you’re looking for a rousing sequel to that sleeper hit of a first game The Darkness 2 is not it.
1402, 2012
On an Island
I’m sure everyone can recall a time, maybe it was back in grade school, when they were asked “if you were on an island and could only bring one <blank>, what would it be?” First of all, that question is fucking stupid but I do get the spirit of it. What’s the one game that could stave boredom the longest,
1402, 2012
New (old) review.
Sorry Insomniacs, I know you’ve missed me. Unfortunately other job prospects and that pesky reality thing had me put my reviews on hold for a while. I’m back now and ready to churn out an entire slew of reviews – a few titles from the end of last year and as always, the anticipated titles of this year. To start
2311, 2011
Skyrim Horses
They’re fucking Gold Chocobos. No seriously, the horse physics are so terrible it works out to your advantage. These things can go anywhere. From swimming across the ocean, to climbing a completely vertical rock face.
1011, 2011
Sometimes you just need to relax
Stress has been high for me lately. Video games that I would normally play for enjoyment (some I wouldn’t play at all) become obligations. I’m a man who loves video games no matter what so it doesn’t get to me all that much. But sometimes I just need to visit a game that I have no intention of reviewing to
1011, 2011
I’ve Sleep Talking again…
Instead of sleeping I took to my keyboard… I still wasn’t quite done talking about Modern Warfare 3. In Sleep Talking you’ll find a more full length rant on MW3 – and specifically the reviews it’s receiving. Linkage! Before I send you that way, I’d like to take a moment to say one more thing. If you paid for a
0911, 2011
Modern Warfare 3
5 Hour campaign… 60 dollars retail… I’m just rolling my eyes at this point.
2610, 2011
Reviewing Sequels
Reviewing sequels gets incredibly monotonous. Sure, I could rant about how it pisses me off that companies refuse to develop new IPs (Intellectual Properties). I could talk about how it really chaps my ass when I see the sloppy design of games caused by cost cutting (“just use that thing from the first game, it worked once already”). I could