What’s the matter, did someone steal your sweet roll?

Mephisto Mori/ May 4, 2012/ Video Games/ 0 comments

Yes.  EA/Bioware.  You did.

As I was FINALLY committing the ME3 review to paper, I was reminded of a time in Skyrim.  (Yes, I’m about to admit to having more fun in a series I hate, than I did in a series I was primed to love – man 2011 was a wacky year.)

A guard said those horrid words, delivered in that scalding fake accent, with such terrible voice acting.  I snapped.  I became physically angry in reality.  I immediatly stealthed and assassinated his ass.  I took everything from his corpse and dragged his body into an alley way.  I then robbed the entire city of its sweet rolls and dropped them onto his corpse.

The anger stirred inside me was so real, so fierce, by such an asinine line.  The fulfillment in me was so complete though after mercing him and burying his naked cadaver in sweet rolls.

Mass Effect 3, you are the rage I felt then with none of the fulfillment.

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