Video Games in Reality: A Jurassic Park Drinking Game

Mephisto Mori/ June 7, 2015/ Geek Culture, Movies/ 0 comments

I did a small amount of work coming up with this and rather than leave it in obscurity, I decided to share it with the Internet. A few already exist, but here’s the one I came up with while watching my son watch Jurassic Park for the first time. Enjoy.

General Rules:

Take a drink whenever a person or creature gets eaten.

Take a drink when “We Got Dodgson Here!”

Take a drink when… vision’s based on movement!

Chaos theory? Take a drink for chaos.

Welcome to Jurassic Park! Take a drink when you first see brachiosaurus. It’s the first dinosaur on screen…

Take a drink when… well there it is.

Take a drink when that’s a big pile of shit. (Getting shitfaced, get it?)

Whenever something unfortunate happens to Tim, drink to his misery.

Take a drink when John has “spared no expense.”

Take a drink when you’re told to “hold onto your butts.”

Take a drink whenever anyone says “extinct” or “extinction.”

“Clever Girl!” Finish your drink.

Take a drink when “it’s a UNIX system!”

 

Penalty Shots:

If a person starts discussing science, bad science in particular, while watching the movie call them on it and they take a drink.

The first person to call “Newman!” when Dennis shows in a scene forces everyone else in the room to take a drink.

 

Oh and in case you’re wondering, my son loves the movie. We’re now on our 3rd time in a row watching it… probably why I started thinking about drinking.

 

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