My Body Is Ready
Prequel. The less cool version of Snake. A franchise beyond its expiration date. Cross-console cash-in. Nothing about the “aura” of this game is right. To ruin a sweet quote from David Carradine: This is me at my most subjective.
Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes. Twenty dollars spent to pre-order it and download two hours before midnight on Tuesday my time basically feels like stealing. I almost couldn’t care about what actually happens in the game. I just want to be SNAEK and break some necks.
This is me giving a fuck.